Smart water guns
When guns make decisions
This is the Samsung SGR-A1 smart gun
It uses machine learning to recognize people, and can autonomously decide to shoot.
It's currently being deployed at the border between North and South Korea.
What if this technology
was widely available?
Introducing the Smart Water Gun
Coming to a store near you
The trigger is automatically locked when a certain type of person is in front of the gun.
Connect it to your water supply and really let them have it!
Three versions are available:
A gun that can only shoot women
Our most popular model, guaranteed to help you make a killing at summer barbecues.
A gun that can only shoot people less than 40 years old
Guaranteed to get any rebellious youngster off of your lawn.
A gun that can only shoot cats
Every dog knows that cats hate water. This is the perfect gun to avoid that cat uprising we all know they're plotting.